Boozing

What do you think I've been doing all day?
Boozing, bloody well boozing!
And how do you think I've been spending my pay?
Boozing, bloody well boozing!
Don't tell me I'm wrong, 'cause you know I'm not right
Don't argue the point, 'cause you know I will fight.
But where would you like me to take you tonight,
Boozing, bloody well boozing!

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Boozing, boozing, when we are dry.
Boozing, boozing, suits you and I.
Some does it open, but more on the sly
But all of us likes to go boozing!

What is the joy of Angels in disguise?
Boozing, bloody well boozing.
What will we be at until the night dies?
Boozing, bloody well boozing.
Our stalwart protection will keep England free
And none to the task so merry as we
At the end of each mission you know where we'll be?
Boozing, bloody well boozing!

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What is the joy of the pipe and drum band?
Boozing, bloody well boozing!
What is it makes them all get out of hand?
Boozing, bloody well boozing!
Feet set to tapping, by the beat you'll be led
The pulse of their song will go straight to your head
But what sends them all crashing right into bed?
Boozing, bloody well boozing!

What is the joy of the knights at the joust
Boozing, bloody well boozing!
Why do the squires always seemed to be soused?
Boozing, bloody well boozing!
Noble in vic’try or gruesome defeat
They shine in their armor, but bake in the heat
So why do they struggle to stay in their seat?
It's boozing bloody well boozing!

What is the joy of the washing well wench?
Boozing, bloody well boozing.
What are they doing whenever they're drenched?
Boozing, bloody well boozing.
There's nary a stain they haven't met
There's many a stain they'd rather forget
But what do they use to keep themselves wet?
It's boozing bloody well boozing!

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What is the joy of the Pirate's Pub Sing?
Boozing, bloody well boozing.
What do we use to make our voices ring?
Boozing, bloody well boozing.
We come forth each faire day to give it our all
You come out so merry to answer our call
but what sends us all home hanging onto the wall?
Boozing, bloody well boozing!

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