Here's a health to heroes never praised
With a fa la la la la la la
to whom a glass is rarely raised
With a fa la la la la la la
They work the village night and day
so that we may all come out and play
now here’s the thanks we ought to say
With a fa la la la la la la la la laaaaaaa
With a fa la la la la la la


Here’s to those who pick up trash
With a fa la la la la la la
and clear our village in a flash
With a fa la la la la la la
may your bags never tear or be too thin
and all who toss make it to the bin
may your nose hold firm ‘gainst the stench within!
With a fa la la la la la la la la laaaaaaa
(downs a drink)
With a fa la la la la la la


Health to the folks who sell us beer
With a fa la la la la la la
and keep us all in drink and cheer
With a fa la la la la la la
May your taps be clean and not too slow
may the drunks in line never cause you woe
and may your tip jars overflow
With a fa la la la la la la la la laaaaaaa
(downs a drink)
With a fa la la la la la la


Here’s to them that clean the loo
With a fa la la la la la la
and bravely face all that we do
With a fa la la la la la la
Let noone’s gas fill the latrine
and the privies all stay mostly clean
May the bowl never hold anything obscene
With a fa la la la la la la la la laaaaaaa
(downs a drink)
With a fa la la la la la la

All
So now we've raised our tankards high
With a fa la la la la la la
We've raised them full and lowered them dry
With a fa la la la la la la
to those who work and never quit
Your jobs are the worst, we all admit,
So thanks for taking all our…...SHHHHH!
With a fa la la la la la la la la laaaaaaa
With a fa la la la la la la