Chorus:
I once went after a monster
that threatened my hometown
I once went after a monster
and vowed to strike him down

I once went after the Giant
A mighty, fearsome foe
I once went after the Giant
My courage for to show

The Giant I found in his house in the sky
eating men every day for lunch
But the Giant can’t catch a young woman like me,
so he fell with an excellent crunch

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I once went after the Cyclops
A mighty, fearsome foe
I once went after the Cyclops
My courage for to show

The Cyclops keeps sheep on an island of bones
And he watches with one bloodshot eye
But the Cyclops can’t see a girl as sneaky as me
So I tricked him and made him cry

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I once went after the Hydra
A mighty, fearsome foe
I once went after the Hydra
My courage for to show

The Hydra, you see, has a great many heads
And venom in every one
But the Hydra’s can't beat a lass clever as me
And he lost to decapitation!

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I once went after the Kraken
A mighty, fearsome foe
I once went after the Kraken
My courage for to show

The Kraken lives in the deep blue sea
and pulls pirates to their doom
But a Kraken’s no match for a lady like me,
so I sank him in the gloom

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I once went after the Dragon
A mighty, fearsome foe
I once went after the Dragon
My courage for to show

A Dragon’s lair is dang’rous and dark
So we snuck in a secret way
But a Dragon is fiery, and frightening, and huge…

RUN AWAY!!!!

We once went after a dragon
That threatened our hometown
We once went after a dragon…
But could not bring him down!