Chorus:
I once went after a monster
that threatened my hometown
I once went after a monster
and vowed to strike him down
I once went after the Giant
A mighty, fearsome foe
I once went after the Giant
My courage for to show
The Giant I found in his house in the sky
eating men every day for lunch
But the Giant can’t catch a girl sneaky like me
so he fell with an excellent crunch
(Chorus)
I once went after the Hydra
A mighty, fearsome foe
I once went after the Hydra
My courage for to show
The Hydra, you see, has a great many heads
And venom in every one
But the Hydra’s can't beat a lass clever as me
And he lost to decapitation!
(Chorus)
I once went after the Kraken
A mighty, fearsome foe
I once went after the Kraken
My courage for to show
The Kraken lives in the deep blue sea
and pulls pirates to their doom
But a Kraken’s no match for a lady like me,
so I sank him in the gloom
(Chorus)
We once went after a Dragon
A mighty, fearsome foe
We once went after a Dragon
Our courage for to show
The Dragon’s lair is dang’rous and dark
So we snuck in a secret way
But a Dragon is fiery, and frightening, and huge…
RUN AWAY!!!!
We once went after a dragon
That threatened our hometown
We once went after a dragon…
But could not bring him down!
